Drink Count: 11 || "Take Me In, Tender Woman," Sighed the Snake

[eyesofaserpent]

A. [Action: 915 Bilko Boulevard, morning]

[Oh look, there's a package on the porch for Crowley. Well, to be honest, Crowley picks it up with a glitter on the lenses of his sunglasses. So far, Mayfield's gifts to him have been good, so he really has no reason to be wary of this box. He takes it to the kitchen to open it and... He feels a rush of energy that tingles on his skin and knowledge dropped into his mind about what he has just regained: his ability to change his shape.

So, just to test it out, he suddenly takes the form of a snake and flicks his forked tongue in amusement. In fact to any of the residents of 915 Bilko were to walk into the kitchen, they would see a snake that gives the impression of being mighty proud of himself.]

Hallo.

[Oh yeah, this snake can talk.]


B. [Action: About town, afternoon]

[Crowley's trying out a different shape. He's slinking around town as a woman with raven black hair, cherry red lips, and shades. He's wearing a slinky, low-cut, white with black polka dotted pencil skirt dress and black snakeskin Louboutin stilettos. He looks like every teenage boy's wet dream: the quintessential pinup girl.

Crowley still seems rather pleased with himself, parading around town like this. Go ahead. Approach him. He won't bite. Not even you, Loki.]


C. [Action: Olney's Tavern, evening]

[Well, he's not behind the bar. He isn't allowed behind the bar tonight because he's a woman. In fact, he keeps getting disapproving looks from the patrons of the tavern.

Crowley found out he was stuck a couple hours back. It was like he forgot his favorite shape. Really, it is just a set back, though a very frustrating one. Clearly, it's been too long since he changed his shape.

He drummed his perfectly painted red fingernails on the counter before taking a sip of her Apple Crisp.]

Bollocks... I really buggered this up, didn't I?


((ooc: To anyone selecting B or C, I will be responding with eyesofafemsnake so I can use the pretty icons.))

Comments

[eyesofafemsnake.livejournal.com]

It's me, Crowley.

[He grins at Grimsley]

1/2

[tenebrousking.livejournal.com]

[tenebrousking.livejournal.com]

...

My original opinion stands. Too lovely a face to be marred by such a frown. May I buy you a drink, my dear girl?

[eyesofafemsnake.livejournal.com]

[He snorts.]

Well, I still have more than half of my Apple Crisp left, but I don't mind the company.

[tenebrousking.livejournal.com]

I would hardly be a gentleman if I left you to such a plight.

[A snap to the bartender and an exchange of a bill.]

Take care of the lady tonight.

[eyesofafemsnake.livejournal.com]

Oh... Er... Special treatment because I suddenly have tits?

[tenebrousking.livejournal.com]

My dear Crowley. You can have special treatment any day of the week if you'd like.

[eyesofafemsnake.livejournal.com]

Oh really? And why's that?

[tenebrousking.livejournal.com]

Now, who says you have to be a lady to have a lovely face?

[eyesofafemsnake.livejournal.com]

..... You think I normally have a lovely face?

[tenebrousking.livejournal.com]

Merely teasing.

Though I won't say otherwise if you think you do.

[eyesofafemsnake.livejournal.com]

Well of course I do. I just didn't peg you for a bisexual.

[tenebrousking.livejournal.com]

Bisexual or no, I happen to be many things, not all of which I announce to the world. Apart from which, I don't quite think you count as either gender.

[eyesofafemsnake.livejournal.com]

.... I suppose not technically. Though I do have all the right parts in the right places when I'm in one shape or the other.

[tenebrousking.livejournal.com]

The business of distinguishing sex and gender aside, I suppose I ought to ask you what your natural form is.

[eyesofafemsnake.livejournal.com]

Looks rather like my usual form, but with wings.

[tenebrousking.livejournal.com]

Then how is it that you happen to be 'stuck' in a most unusual form?

[eyesofafemsnake.livejournal.com]

Er... As I said, I seem to be a bit out of practice. I'll probably get it right soon enough.

[tenebrousking.livejournal.com]

Anything I can do to help?

[eyesofafemsnake.livejournal.com]

Unfortunately, no. But it's okay. At least I got stuck in a human shape. It could be a lot worse.

[tenebrousking.livejournal.com]

You could be stuck as a chipmunk and then you'd be too small to have any alcohol.

[eyesofafemsnake.livejournal.com]

You are assuming I would ever want to be a creature such as that. I was a snake earlier today. I could have been stuck like that.

[tenebrousking.livejournal.com]

I don't think snakes have much greater capacity for alcohol, either.

[eyesofafemsnake.livejournal.com]

Maybe not a normal snake.

[tenebrousking.livejournal.com]

In any case, there's certainly some fun to be gotten out of a form like that. Terrorize the womanfolk, allow me to gallantly dash in and save the day, etc.