Drink Count: 10 | Guilty Conscience

[eyesofaserpent]

A. [Action: 915 Bilko Boulevard]

[Okay, so maybe he feels guilty for that whole trying to eat you thing last week. Crowley gets up early to make a Full English [breakfast] for April and Kyon. How he got his hands on black pudding is anybody's guess, but there it is. He serves up breakfast for three, seemingly pleased with the outcome.]


B. [Action: Olney's Tavern]

[Being bored is a bad thing for a demon with access to countless liters of alcohol. He's managed to get all the drones in the bar intoxicated enough to loosen up. Bar games are afoot! Crowley overseeing a freshly minted beer pong table and it's virgin game, making sure the drones are playing the game right. He's also managed to get a raucous game of Asshole started at the table near the middle of the bar.]

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[eyesofaserpent]

[Crowley looks decidedly puzzled by that last remark.]

Girl? What girl?

...

Wait...

[He narrows his eyes behind his sunglasses at Loki.]

Are you referring to Aziraphale?

[putmeinstitches.livejournal.com]

[One eyebrow goes up.]

...she's not your girl? And you intend to live with her?

[He shakes his head. If they're not together, they will be soon, he thinks.]

[eyesofaserpent]

Er... Aziraphale's not female, mate. More man-shaped, I'd say.

And we're just, er... Well, not exactly colleagues... Not exactly enemies... We're from opposite sides, but we've both been on Earth since the beginning.

[putmeinstitches.livejournal.com]

You must be awfully close if you're moving in together.

[He's teasing you, Crowley. Expect no mercy.]

[eyesofaserpent]

Well... Over 6,000 years of history. And not all of it was bad...

[putmeinstitches.livejournal.com]

Took you long enough to make a move, then!

[eyesofaserpent]

Move? I'm not trying to seduce him, you realize. He's just a friend.

[Deny it harder Crowley.]